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ChrisPalmerX
My Name is Chris. I write Kim Possible adult fan fiction on Fanfiction.net. My 1st story - Cheer Fight is on TeaseComix. Follow my blog HERE: https://chrispalmerx.blogspot.com/

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Posted by ChrisPalmerX - March 28th, 2020


Hello


How are you holding up during this coronavirus mess? I'm a janitor so (for the most part) I'm needed. Someone has to clean up and disinfect everything. I feel lucky to be working.


Anyway...on to the point of this blog.


My brand new Kim Possible fan fiction... Shego's Game...will be here soon!


Here is a sketch of the cover. REMEMBER: it has a "Saw" type theme.


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I also want you to remember that this NEW story has nothing to do with Cheer Fight.


It's a WHOLE NEW STORY with a WHOLE NEW WORLD!


Generally the synopsis is this:


It's 5 years since graduation. Kim and Bonnie find themselves locked in a room, handcuffed and naked! There is a rope around there neck. A doll named Billie gives them a 1/2 hour to escape as the rope slowly pulls up! The key to the handcuffs is dangling right in front of them! Will they survive by working together or is there rivalry so deep that only one will escape while that person watches the other one die?


Oh, and I forgot to mention that the challenge gets harder as time goes by. For example. The rope goes UP every 5 minutes! At the 15 minute mark a vibrating egg starts to vibrate in there pussies. At the 20 minute mark, water is sprayed on them from above, and at 25 minutes oil is seeping on to the floor. Keep in mind, as time passes the noose is getting higher! So at 25 minutes oil is on the floor, there bodies are wet AND they are trying to stand on there tippy-toes to keep from choking because the rope is so high!


This story is a VERY different story then what I've written before. Like all my stories there will be twist and turns.


I hope to have the 1st chapter posted on FanFiction.Net by April.


WARNING: I will try my hardest to update and post a new chapter every week like usual do but since I'm lucky enough to be working I only have the weekends to write. The story has 3 chapters completely done so far but I'm hoping to make it 10 chapters long so it's about a third completely finished.


Let me know if you can't wait to read this story.


Stay home and stay safe!


Chris


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Posted by ChrisPalmerX - March 25th, 2020


A P.S.A. from your friends at Tease Comix. Stay home, stay safe!


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Posted by ChrisPalmerX - March 24th, 2020


I'm grateful to be working.


That's right....I'm working!


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(Oh wow...look a new picture of me! lol)


Anyway...


I wanted to express how grateful I am to be working. I live alone, in a 1 bedroom apartment and I don't have much of a savings.


I work as a janitor!


I kinda hate it. I want to be a writer! But right now...I am SOOOOO glad I have this job.


I have to clean and disinfect, offices and sometimes a factory.


When so many people are OUT OF WORK...I'm still working! Am I just lucky? I don't know. Being a janitor is a very hard job but someone has to clean off the virus off the counter if someone touched the wrong spot! lol


So if you're wondering why I haven't written any new Kim Possible ADULT fan fics...that's why!


I've been working my ass off while the rest of the world stays home.


Chris


Posted by ChrisPalmerX - March 23rd, 2020


Monday Motivation


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Posted by ChrisPalmerX - March 15th, 2020


You read that subject line correctly...I believe that this coroniavirous is 100% fake!


NOT FAKE NEWS but it's not actually real - at all!


LOOK closely at this meme. This is what we are headed to. This is the finish line of a mass-fake virus.


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You probably think this is just some sort of joke or some "crazy person" made this meme to scare you into thinking that your government is trying to take over but it holds a lot of truth.


Let me explain...


1 ) The symptoms of the coronavirous are very close to the actual flu. TOO close if you ask me! You have a fever, a cough and a runny noise. Do you have the flu or do you have that DEADLY corona virus? A vaccine is over a year away. Or they might have one just in time for this Novembers election.


2 ) When the news media tells you "over 230 people have died from the corona virus!" Notice they NEVER tell you there age. Any other time the media is quick to tell you some child was killed from a deadly outbreak because if a child dies it grabs headlines! But not this time...why is that? Because it better to say, "230 died" instead of "over 200 people OVER the age of 80 have died!" Let's be honest, if your grandpa died of the flu you'd be sad but you know since he was 80 he lived a long happy life but if a 1 year old child died...that would pull on your heart strings! Why are they NOT telling you kids are dying from the coronavirous....because they're arn't any!


Plus, another thing they're not telling you is the recovery rate is very good, if you're already healthy. Yes, if your immune system low or compromised then you could die from this but if you're generally a healthy person then you're fine. It's like the flu. It will run it's course and you'll be fine. BECAUSE IT IS THE FLU!!!! (with a fancy new name)


That's right...the media is NOT telling you the whole truth!


3 ) What better why to shut the world economy down then to create a mass FAKE outbreak and a mass panic. THINK ABOUT IT! If you can't go to a basketball game, a restaurant and WORK because the governor said you shouldn't then that will STOP the money flow and KILL THE ECONOMY! We could be looking at the beginning of another great depression.


4 ) What better why to monitor everyone on the planet then from your computer! Wait...how do you get 70 billion people to stay home...tell the WHOLE world that there's a deadly virus and YOU CAN'T GO OUT! Stay home or you could spread this fake virus!


5 ) Where are the opposition videos? Where are the blogs who think this is all fake? I've only seen very few because I believe they are being taking down! Places like FB, Twitter and Instagram think you posting "fake news" but what if the actual fake news IS the virus and they want to protect they're investment. If NewGrounds lets me keep this post up I'll sure I'll be passed me off as the "quack" or some crazy nut job then be taken seriously.


6 ) To me this last one on the most impotent, ASK YOUR FRIENDS on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram...(where ever) if they know someone who has had the coronavirus or if they did have it did they recovered from it. I asked that question on my social media and the resounding answer was 0! OR...if they do know someone who's had it they recovered quick. THE MEDIA WON'T TELL YOU THAT!


Oh...and do you think the timing of this virus being SOO BAD in 2020 (and election year) is just a coincidence?


Look at the way Trump acts when he talks about the coronavirous. It's like he doesn't really care. Why is he out golfing, why is HE still shaking hands, why was he teased and found a result of being negative for this virus SO FAST? He acts that way because he knows IT'S NOT REAL!!!!!!!!


We are all in a lot of trouble folks and it's NOT from a virus!


Chris



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Posted by ChrisPalmerX - March 13th, 2020


I sort of remember these commercials as a kid. I think they put the "seed" of the idea for female oil wrestling in my head!


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Posted by ChrisPalmerX - March 12th, 2020


I know I posted this before but it bears repeating. Kim Possible rule 34 is the BEST rule 34 on the Internet!


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Posted by ChrisPalmerX - March 4th, 2020


This is what I feel the DNC is doing right now.


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Posted by ChrisPalmerX - March 4th, 2020


Wednesday wisdom,


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Posted by ChrisPalmerX - March 3rd, 2020


So this coronavirus is all Disney's fault! lol


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