Here are some fun facts about me:
1 - My real name is Chris Palmer. I added the X because it makes my name different from all the other Chris Palmer’s out there and believe me there are a LOT. Besides I like a lot of X rated things. ;)
2 - I live in Scraton, PA. There really isn’t anything exciting about this town. I was unemployed for quite sometime. I just recently got a cleaning job. So I’m happy to be back to work.
3 - I’m 28 years old and I do not have a girlfriend or a wife. I’ve had a few relationships but they never seem to work out for me. I’m not gay or bi but I respect people who are. I have a few gay friends.
4 - For those of you who have been following me for a while now. Originally on Facebook and then on Twitter and Tumblr, you know that I love sexy things. Hentai, porn, adult art, cartoon porn, whatever you want to call it I like colorful, comic book, cartoon, porn.
5 - My weird fetishes are cartoon porn, oil wrestling and seeing a girl helpless and handcuffed. PURELY as fantasy and roll-play. I would never force a girl to do something they didn’t want to do.
6 - Not only do I like female oil wrestling but I also like to see girls covered in lots of oil too. The more messy the better. Only 2 girls that I’ve had sex with wanted try my weird oil fetish. Both times I used mineral oil. It has no smell like cooking oil or baby oil and it’s thicker then baby oil so it’s more slippery and it’s less expensive then cooking oil or baby oil.
7 - I have an unhealthy obsession with Kim Possible. I like the TV show. I like fan art and I LOVE Kim Possible porn. In 2016 I woke up with a weird dream that Kim & Bonnie were oil wrestling. Kim lost and Bonnie told to her “These boys have been watching us oil wrestling for over a ½ hour. There dicks are about to pop.” That was the seed of Cheer Fight.
I also saw a drawing where Kim was tied up and forced to ride a big vibrator and then I thought, “What if that big vibrator was just below a glory hole??”
Oil wrestling, Kim Possible handcuffed and a glory hole. The story all came together in the summer of 2017.
I published Cheer Fight as an Adult FanFic on Fanfiction.net in June of 2017. Since then that story now has over 30,000 hits! My friends at TeaseComix.com have turned that story into an adult comic!
8 - I like to write stories about Kim Possible. I like putting her in situations that are total opposite of what she was on the show. In the TV show she ALWAYS won, she always saved the day. When she was captured she always escaped. I want to put her in her place and bring her down a peg or two.
9 - If you haven’t read them yet I wrote 2 more parts to Cheer Fight.
Cheer Fight 2: Brother’s Blackmail and Cheer Fight 3: Kim’s Revenge.
CF 2 has 15,000 views
CF3 has 25,000 views
Cheer Fight 3: Kim’s Revenge is not finished yet.
I also wrote another story that kinda connects to the other 3 but doesn’t really. You’ll have to read it to find out what I mean. It’s called Breaking A Spy. That story only has 10,000 views.
Clearly people like the 1st Cheer Fight story the best!
10 - I can’t draw so I hire artists. I haired an artist a long time ago but then I found IronWolf! He is the best Kim Possible artists who wants to work with me. The other guy I haired last year was OK…but not nearly as good as IronWolf.
11 - I don’t use facebook anymore because they put me in FB jail for posting the cover to Cheer Fight. Then, when I posted it again, they suspended my account. So now I only use Twitter and Tumblr. Well not Tumblr anymore as of December 17th.
12 - Other then working, writing, dating (sometimes) and looking at cartoon porn I like Marvel superhero movies and sci-fi flicks. I hate romantic comedies.